went to the doctors to have the damn cough checked out. Apparently i need x-rays. thats nice that with all the modern medicine around we still use a device that was invented over 100 years ago, by accident, to see whats wrong with us.

Dude invents something on accident the changes the world forever, i sit and think all day long and all i come up with is a new snack food: kettle cooked chip topped milano cookies. Sure enough didnt revolutionize anything, except how to consume more calories at one time.

Stopped into the mall today. They got 56" flatscreen HDTV, DVD and interplanatary orbit-ready TV's there. the picture quality is rediculous. Great news, now i can see that scar on Tina Fey's face even clearer. Sexy kinda.

if you ar fat, and go to the supermarket and use one of those scooter things, and load the basket up with junkfood, u deserve me to give you that 'are you an idiot' stare. i know im fat, i know this, according to my doctor im ready to drop dead too, but i dont base my diet around whats new from Nabisco. Plus i can still see my penis...

....occasionally

i really need to clean my car. im leaving the windows open tonite casue it smells like funk. I dunno what funk smells like, but i think it can be neutralized with a progressive rock air freshener.


I will clip Neal Peart to the air vent and see what happens.